There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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