i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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