It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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