it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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