is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
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this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
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In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize