Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
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I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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