and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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