Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
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