so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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