If i come over, it means nothing
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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