What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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