have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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