I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.