Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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