Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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