I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
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I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
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I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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