Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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