I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
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whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
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How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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