It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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