Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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