My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
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I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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