Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
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who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
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I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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