Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Did you pee in the oven last night??
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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