Your mouth is God's brothel.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I'm always down for nudity.
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