Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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