Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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