Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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