What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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