Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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