yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
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he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
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this is an emotional support booty call
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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