woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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