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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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