ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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