We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
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she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
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I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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