Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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