I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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