the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
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it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
We left an ass print on the piano.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
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Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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