How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
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still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
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In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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