i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
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We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
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Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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