I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
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Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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