Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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