It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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