A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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