Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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