I don't think brook has ever known best
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
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I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
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I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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