so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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