Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
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so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I just forgot I was standing up.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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