Don't you send me to vm
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
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I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
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Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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