If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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