so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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