My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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