I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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