I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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