Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
