doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
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didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
being pregnant is like rehab
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She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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