Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
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i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
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Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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