Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
