I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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