I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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