he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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